THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter INTRO: A - E - A - D (twice) A E A D I. the difference between men and women, A E F#m D from Adam and Eve 'til today, A E F#m D is that men have a serious mission A E A A7 to do things in a practical way. D A A7 riding the range with some dogies D E or driving a truck in L.A., F#m B#m from here to Japan A D they'll hire a man A E A E to do things in a practical way. A E A D II. man is a builder of houses A E F#m D and trolleys that run on the track. A E F#m D woman is sewing up blouses A E A A7 with buttons that button in back. D A A7 smiling and wearing her make-up, D E a fine work of art on display. F#m B#m all over the world A D they won't send a girl A E A A7 to do things in a practical way. INSTRUMENTAL: D - A - A7 D - E F#m - B#m A - D A - E - A - E A E A D III. one time when I was a hippie, A E F#m D rednecks cut off all my hair. A E F#m D then I put on ballet slippers A E A A7 and danced while the bullies would glare. D A A7 math majorettes were all lonely. D E nobody asked them to play. F#m Bm the boys made the scores, A D the girls were all whores. A E A A7 that's the traditional way. D A A7 ENDING: one side of the fence or the other, D E that's where they'd like us to play. F#m Bm successful old fools A D bless the old rules A E A that stand in the practical way. © Copyright 1993 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.