THE ULTIMATE FART SILENCER

In December 2008 a Chinese prankster from WuHan announced his new invention called The Ultimate Fart Silencer, that looks like a tooth brush tube with one end cut off and the other punched with holes. You insert the open end first where the sun don't shine. To sweeten the smell, you can also put a perfume-scented cotton ball inside the tube, says the "inventor," who calls himself Big Chicken Mushroom.

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