WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter NOTE:   All sus4 chords have no 3rd INTRO: Aadd9 - Bsus4 - Aadd9 - Bsus4 F#7sus4 - C#m7 - F#7sus4 - C#m7 Aadd9 - Bsus4 - Aadd9 - Bsus4 F#7sus4 - C#m7 - F#7sus4 - C#m7 Dadd9 Asus4 I. the president speaks. Dadd9 Asus4 hear the play-by-play: Aadd9 Esus4 "it's time for the commercial. Aadd9 Esus4 we have to break away." Dadd9 Asus4 wall-to-wall narration Dadd9 Asus4 tells what you missed. Aadd9 Esus4 with replays an' sound bites, Aadd9 Esus4 they give you the gist. Aadd9 Bsus4 Aadd9 Bsus4 CHORUS A: what's wrong with this picture? F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 newsman in the way. Aadd9 Bsus4 Aadd9 Bsus4 what's wrong with this picture? F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 he's got too much to say. Dadd9 Asus4 II. it's time for the locals, Dadd9 Asus4 the media farm team. Aadd9 Esus4 Rip N. Reed quotes A.P. Aadd9 Esus4 his name blots out the screen. Dadd9 Asus4 bulletins clutter Dadd9 Asus4 network shows Aadd9 Esus4 with school boards, the mayor's health Aadd9 Esus4 and stupid promos. /// REPEAT CHORUS A /// /// REPEAT INTRO /// Dadd9 Asus4 III. I'm watching the game: Dadd9 Asus4 the screen is filled Aadd9 Esus4 with close-ups of players Aadd9 Esus4 on green treadmills, Dadd9 Asus4 crowd shots and mascots Dadd9 Asus4 and gossip galore. Aadd9 Esus4 haven't they heard, Aadd9 Esus4 less is more? /// REPEAT CHORUS A /// INSTRUMENTAL: Dadd9 - Asus4 - Dadd9 - Asus4 Aadd9 - Esus4 - Aadd9 - Esus4 Aadd9 Bsus4 Aadd9 Bsus4 CHORUS B: I'm changing the picture. F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 goodbye, au revoir. Aadd9 Bsus4 Aadd9 Bsus4 I am the master F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 of my V C R. F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 ENDING: goodbye, au revoir. F#sus4 C#m7 F#sus4 C#m7 goodbye, au revoir. (ad lib and fade) © Copyright 1989 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.