NIGHTCLUB HELL (WHY GO OUTSIDE AGAIN?) WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter CHORUS: it's cold and dark and looks like rain. why go outside again? look out the door - it's gonna to pour. why go outside again? I. why go to town? what if the car breaks down? that neighborhood is drugged. maybe you'll get mugged. broken windshields at your feet, you'd be crazy to park on that street. /// REPEAT CHORUS /// II. you pay for tickets and the beer - if you can reach the bar. the girls are under-age. you can't see the stage. there's a two-drink ransom fee before the club will set you free. III. what a shitty mix! they won't play their old hits. they force the crowd to sing like yo-yos on a string. nobody yells hurray. but there's an encore anyway. there's an encore anyway. this band won't go away. END CHORUS: it's cold and dark and looks like rain. why go outside again? look out the door - it's gonna to pour. why go outside? why go outside? why go outside again? © Copyright 1994 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.