HUSBANDS WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter INTRO: Am - C - Em - G (4 times) Am C I. husbands pay the bills. Em G you can quit school. Am C he'll buy the clothes you need, Em G and pay for all your food. INSTRUMENTAL: Am - C - Em - G (twice) Am C II. husbands give you status Em G you don't have to earn. Am C you can watch his TV set Em G as the world turns, Em G as the world turns Am right by you. INSTRUMENTAL: Am - C - Em - G (twice) D F/C BRIDGE A: a husband is a useful thing Am C/G beyond comparison. D F/C a husband is a useful thing Am C/G beyond comparison. D F/C a husband is a useful thing. Em G so I think I'll find me one. Em G where do I find me one? INSTRUMENTAL: Am - C - Em - G (twice) Am C III. husbands move the furniture Em G and get the car to start. Am C gives you chocolate candies Em G in a Valentine's heart, Em G St. Valentine's heart, Am no real heart. INSTRUMENTAL: Am - C - Em - G D - F/C - Am - C/G D - F/C - Am - C/G D - F/C Em - G - Em - G Am - C - Em - G Am C IV. and when you're through with him, Em G he gives you child support, Am C alimony payments Em G after the divorce, Em G Am after the divorce court. INSTRUMENTAL: Am - C - Em - G D F/C BRIDGE B: now a husband is a stupid thing Am C/G beyond comparison. D F/C a husband is a stupid thing. Am C/G god, they're really dumb. D F/C but a husband is a useful thing. Em G so I think I'll find me one. Em G where do I find me one? ENDING: Am - C - Em - G (twice) © Copyright 1983 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.