DIANE WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter I. I love a woman who loves women, too, and I'm not a woman. so what can I do to make her come through? I wish I knew. II. I tried to bribe her, an easy ten bucks. thanks for the offer, thanks for the yucks, but keep your ten bucks. fellatio sucks. doo-doo-doo-etc. III. now I'm a woman, my name is Diane. I tried to look up that sweet lesbian. I struck out again: now she's a man. doo-doo-doo-etc. © Copyright 1983 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.